The one with the 'Savoy' .. Continued...

Hey K, going back to the incident where you climbed the tall gothic gate at Savoy... and although it was raining heavily... it was a cold cold night... and we all were tired... you still were the fair choice to risk your balls to jump the gate.
The risk: Losing your balls and the stick
Logic holds: Until then out of us three, Suchit and I had not felt the warmth of a woman. And you my friend had apparently mauled a few coups. So even if you would have lost your 'ahem' it would been a fair as it would have still left Suchit and I with a chance to indulge.